A Douche Canoe Urban Dictionary?

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag, often used to describe tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names and are full of narcissistic tendencies. The term “douchecanoe” is a vulgar, slang, and derogatory term that describes someone who is unpleasant or rude. In the US, it means the same as “dumpbag” or “asshole.” It is a slang phrase to describe a person who is unpleasant.

An alternative form of “douche-canoe” is “douche-canoes.” The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Doucherys to celebrate Douchemas is a “Douche Accent.” This is a form of douchness where someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve their situation.

A Douche Canoe is a dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around. The meaning of “douche” is a jet or current of liquid directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (such as the vagina). The term “douche-canoe” has been used in various contexts, including urban dictionary discussions and the definition of “douche-canoe.”